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Writer's Block: The happiest movies on earth

What is your favorite Disney movie?
none of them: i hate Disney, Disney movies, and Disney fucking land...not to mention the bullshit it's all based on.

for one thing, how the hell can "Disneyland" be the "happiest place on earth" when there isn't a single bar or liquor store to be found anywhere there you can buy a fing drink?

let alone the fact that, if it *WAS* the happiest place on earth, there would be people circulating through the crowds handing out free booze, so you wouldn't even have to look for a bar, unless you wanted to take a break from the incessant swarm of children. (and who wouldn't?)

that and Disneyland attracts tourists to SoCal, and was thus part and parcel of it being ruined by carpetbaggers.

naw: fuck Disney.
southpark red

Camerone Day

ILS FURENT ICI MOINS DE SOIXANTE
OPPOSÉS A TOUTE UNE ARMÉE
SA MASSE LES ÉCRASA
LA VIE PLUTOT QUE LE COURAGE
ABANDONNA CES SOLDATS FRANÇAIS
LE 30 AVRIL 1863
A LEUR MEMOIRE LA PATRIE ELEVA CE MONUMENT*
southpark red

Writer's Block: Obama drama

How do you think President Obama is doing so far? If you're an American citizen, would you vote the same way (whether for or against)? If you're not, what's your take on Obama's performance? Did his State of the Union address sway your opinion in any way?


Ear Leader is an utter and complete failure, unless the real goal of getting into office was to cripple and damage this country as much as possible during his term.

to all of you that were dumb enough to vote for the First Incompetent, i have only this to say: "I TOLD YOU SO!"

President Barney Fife has failed miserably in his primary duty in defending us against foreign enemies, as the recent islamic terrorist attacks in Arkansas and Texas and the near successful attack over Detroit showed. he's kissed the ass of every third world tin horn dictator he could find, and insulted our allies every chance he could.

his speech was epic in it's mediocrity, even for him. all it did was further prove, not that there was any doubt, that he is unfit for any office and any responsibility anywhere, regardless of how inconsequential that duty might actually be. if breathing wasn't autonomic, he'd like as not suffocate while he was trying to decide if he should inhale.

the one thing he *could* do that i'd actually agree with would be to order, ala Truman, the integration of gays into the military services, but he's too much of a coward to do that. he's gonna wait on Congress, which means it ain't happening. what a pussy.

in short, fuck him and the horseshit he rode in on.

(hey, you asked.... %-)
southpark red

Good Ol' George sure was a dummy....

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter
installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have
laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own
and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take
Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM
stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you
have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special
Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and
incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a
thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have
approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing
videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly
narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you
have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the
non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a
minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with
people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would
you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to
"Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the
5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried
again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have
hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of
what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a
single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying
low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown
Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether
they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims
throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than
in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing
political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major
corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so,
would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had
taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you
have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10
years, would you have approved?


So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant
and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all
this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years and seven months to
come up with an answer.
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"do not, repeat not, cross words with redc1c4, you can never win."

telling advice from Usenet, which the miserable fucks, neighborhood busy bodies and would be local political scum should have well heeded.

instead, they rammed through their vision for a piece of city property in my AO, AND had the fucking gall to propose a local tax district to pay for the rest of the shit they decided we should have. people tried to talk to them, but they didn't listen. in fact they actually threatened me for even trying to be involved with the project, and then tried to slander me behind my back when that didn't w*rk. they even forced an old friend to carry a veiled threat of litigation to me. i told her to pass back "so shut up and sue me."

well, fuck all you assholes and how does it feel to be my personal bitch? i fucking pwned all of you oh so "connected" movers and shakers. i wrote fliers in my inimitable style, and walked them to every house in the area, time and time again. i stirred up a quiet neighborhood in the best rabble-rouser style and it paid off this week.

the city conducted a straw poll to see if they should spend the money on a formal election about creating the assessment district, sending out ~550 ballots to area property owners.

the final tally has just been released:

total votes: 318

Yes: 67

Hell No: 251

so here's a final hearty "fuck you you fucking fucks" to all y'all, and now it's my turn. you should have stayed in your own turf and not bothered the bull but no, you wanted to play games.

well now you get to play "how far in will the horn go"? hope you enjoy it as much as i do.
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no one reads my blog, but i'll do my bit anyway

reposted from my pet jawa:



The purpose of this guide is to help you participate constructively in the Iranian election protests through Twitter.

1. Do NOT publicise proxy IP's over twitter, and especially not using the #iranelection hashtag. Security forces are monitoring this hashtag, and the moment they identify a proxy IP they will block it in Iran. If you are creating new proxies for the Iranian bloggers, DM them to @stopAhmadi or @iran09 and they will distributed them discretely to bloggers in Iran.

2. Hashtags, the only two legitimate hashtags being used by bloggers in Iran are #iranelection and #gr88, other hashtag ideas run the risk of diluting the conversation.

3. Keep you bull$hit filter up! Security forces are now setting up twitter accounts to spread disinformation by posing as Iranian protesters. Please don't retweet impetuosly, try to confirm information with reliable sources before retweeting. The legitimate sources are not hard to find and follow.

4. Help cover the bloggers: change your twitter settings so that your location is TEHRAN and your time zone is GMT +3.30. Security forces are hunting for bloggers using location and timezone searches. If we all become 'Iranians' it becomes much harder to find them.

5. Don't blow their cover! If you discover a genuine source, please don't publicise their name or location on a website. These bloggers are in REAL danger. Spread the word discretely through your own networks but don't signpost them to the security forces. People are dying there, for real, please keep that in mind...

pass it on.


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on a good day, i'm a curmudgeon.

and i don't have too many good days.

those of you that know me personally will vouch for this in general.  i have a few friends i give a damn about, but in general, my opinion of mankind is shaped by my interactions with them.  needless to say, i'm a firm believer in birth control, regular or retroactive, hence the title of this "pathetic blog".

today, i got some really good personal news that had me almost upbeat for about 5 whole hours, until i opened some email from the local busy body.  now i'm contemplating restraining orders, lawsuits, press releases and waiting for certain local offices to open in the morning. no late night for me tonight.

and, instead of spending my big 5-0 in a haze of beer and tri-tip, i'm gonna be ass deep in assholes and local politics. 

thanks ever so much, you fucking fucks. when you're screaming "why?", know that you could have played "nice", but instead you wanted to play "assholes".

well, i'm an asshole's asshole when i want to be, and i have fuck all to lose over this issue, unlike you. we're gonna see just how much you like having sunlight being shown in on your little schemes.

see you in hell, scumbags: it's home field to me.

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